Me and Bae 😂🙈👍

"I know five dance moves, one being an awkward half-shuffle I picked up from a Daft Punk video. Ask my friends! They’ll tell you! I couldn’t dance my way out of a paper bag." —Jordan Gavaris in Zooey Magazine’s ‘Men to Watch’ issue

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slowur:

insta: @anticools

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secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

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